STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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