she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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