Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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