only if we run a train.
done.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Mom said you looked used
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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