Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
