walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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