He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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