Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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