People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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