On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dear god my vagina.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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