? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
then he tried to convert me to islam
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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