Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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