I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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