ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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