didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I will be naked everywhere
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
There are leaves in my underwear?
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