we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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