I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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