Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
