he shaved USA in his pubs
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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