Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
it was like eating out sand paper
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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