on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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