can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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