You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She bit a glass in half.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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