I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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