Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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