I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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