i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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