I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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