you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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