Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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