At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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