Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
