I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
