is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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