can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
where are you?
Hypothermia
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
