He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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