All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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