he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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