you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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