Nicole vs. Life
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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