i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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