We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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