Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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