I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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