Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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