why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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