Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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