You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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