It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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