that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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