What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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