I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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