is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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