I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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