Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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