well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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