She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This is classic penis vs brain.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm always down for nudity.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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